I don't usually write at midnight, but sometimes I get an idea at three in the morning.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Fish Soup


I recently decided to use the tilapia in the freezer to make a creamy fish chowder. We’d had some in Jamaica sand I wanted to see if I could recreate such a wonderful dish by myself at home.
What I came up with was fabulous!
Leaning over the bowl, the steam rose up in circles from the thick, white soup. It was aromatic and mouth-watering. The sage lent a woddy flavor, while the parsley was bright. Hints of garlic and onion came through the peppery zestiness zipping around my mouth as I took a bite.
A gentle hint of smokiness came from the paprika. The chunks of fish were so tender, all I did was gently tap them with my spoon and they flaked apart. There was no oiliness at all.
The carrots were bursts of sweetness in my mouth and the tarragon brought out the bright, nutty flavor of the mushrooms.
It was soothing and satisfying and Brian said it was the best thing I’d ever made for him.
Score!

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

If Those Who Can't Do, Teach, Then What's Left for Those Who Can't Teach?


When I tell people that I teach, they tell me how great it must be to have all that vacation time. Trust me, if it weren’t for the days off, many of us would be in the nuthouse by now. But nobody believes us when we say that. They shrug it off and say, “It’s not that bad.”

Listen up, because this is very important:

Unless you’re in it, you can’t possibly imagine it…

Allow me to introduce you to one of my students. Let’s call him Jose—that’s not really his name, but it’s appropriate.

On September 21, 2011, I asked him to stay after class because I wanted to talk to him about his disruptive behavior: interrupting and talking over other students and myself, not staying on task, the usual.

He walked out.

The next day I called home. The number was out of service, so I sent a letter home on the 29th for his parents to sign and return to me. It never came back.

On the 6th of October, I called home again and a small child who didn’t speak English answered the phone. When I couldn’t get him (her?) to understand that I wanted to talk to a parent, the child hung up on me.

I sent Jose to the Dean’s Office on November 1 for insubordination, adamant refusal to work, and argumentativeness when I redirected him. The day before, he had been removed from my room by an administrator because his childish behavior was severely disrupting the class.

On the 15th, I wrote him up again. When I asked him to throw his food in the garbage can because food isn’t allowed outside the cafeteria, he replied, “I wasn’t even EATING IT!” Again, I directed him to throw out the food. He yelled back at me, “But it’s MINE!!” Eventually he did throw it away, after meandering around the room for ten minutes and smirking at me.

January 4th I wrote him up yet again for arguing with me.

I sent a letter home on the 5th. I still have not received it back.

He’s seen the counselor at least three times. He’s ditched my class, cursed at me, threatened me, insulted me, walked out on me, and laughed at me.

Sounds like a nice kid, doesn’t he? Now add eight more like him. In EVERY class. ALL. DAY.

Parents are unresponsive, administrators are unconcerned, and students are uncooperative.

I’m sure the people at my church wonder why I’m not often there anymore. Honestly? Come Sabbath morning, I’m so thankful to have a safe place to breathe and the ability to go to the bathroom whenever I want, I really don’t feel like leaving home...

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Bauer's World: A Doggy Bloggy


My ball my ball my ball where’s my ball! Squishy squishy fun fun fun!!
Mommy must have put it somewhere for me to find. Hide and seek YAY!
Over here over here by this big box thing that has other puppies on it playing I can hear them and I can see them why can’t I smell them? Mommy do you know why I can’t smell them? Do you do you do you?
BALL!!! Where’s my ball! Is it down here? Over here? In here. Sniff sniff. I smell Daddy’s feet! Those are the things Daddy puts on his feet when he leaves me all alone!!! DON’T LEAVE ME DADDY! DON’T LEAVE MEEE!
“Bauer!”
What what what Mommy what!
“Bauer! Where’s your ball? Get your ball!”
Yeah! Yeah! Where’s my ball! Gotta get it gotta get it gotta find it!
Run run run run run run!! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Mmmmm. Water. Slurpy slurpy slurpy slurpy slurp. Gettin’ some water. Gettin’ some water. Slurpy slurpy slurpy slurpy slurp slurp slurp…
“BAUER THAT’S ENOUGH!!”
Daddy? Are you mad at me? Please don’t be mad at me? See, Daddy? I love you and you can tell because I’m licking your hand. Please don’t be mad. I love you. I love you. Are you mad Daddy? I love you!
Scratch my butt. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. Oh yeah. That’s the spot.
Mommy, can I come up? Look at me Mommy look at me! I LOOOOOVE you Mommy. Here. Lemme kiss you. Let me just… get… my back leg up here…. Get rid of this squashy square thing here so I got some room.
*Sigh*
Pant pant pant pant. Whoops. Little bit a drool. Lick that off.
*YAAAAAAWN*
So comfy…
“Bauer!”
Huh! What? What? What Mommy? What?
“Where’s your ball, Bauer? Go get your ball!”
MY BALL! MY BAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!
Here I go here I go over here over here. Is it over here? Over here? Snuffle snuffle sniff sniff sniff snuffle. Gotta go down the stairs. Bumppity bumppity bumppity bumppity bump.
HEEEEEY!!!! MY BAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!! Squishy squishy fun fun fun! Here I come Mommy! Uppity Uppity Uppity Uppity Uppity. Gotta hurry. Gotta play!
MOOOOOOOMMY!!!!!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND! LOOK MOMMY I FOUND IT!!! PLAY WITH ME MOMMY!! HERE’S MY BALL! LOOKY MOMMY! LET’S PLAY LET’S PLAY LET’S PLAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!