Bauer's World: A Doggy Bloggy

My ball my ball my ball where’s my ball! Squishy squishy fun fun fun!!

Mommy must have put it somewhere for me to find. Hide and seek YAY!

Over here over here by this big box thing that has other puppies on it playing I can hear them and I can see them why can’t I smell them? Mommy do you know why I can’t smell them? Do you do you do you?

BALL!!! Where’s my ball! Is it down here? Over here? In here. Sniff sniff. I smell Daddy’s feet! Those are the things Daddy puts on his feet when he leaves me all alone!!! DON’T LEAVE ME DADDY! DON’T LEAVE MEEE!

“Bauer!”

What what what Mommy what!

“Bauer! Where’s your ball? Get your ball!”

Yeah! Yeah! Where’s my ball! Gotta get it gotta get it gotta find it!

Run run run run run run!! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Mmmmm. Water. Slurpy slurpy slurpy slurpy slurp. Gettin’ some water. Gettin’ some water. Slurpy slurpy slurpy slurpy slurp slurp slurp…

“BAUER THAT’S ENOUGH!!”

Daddy? Are you mad at me? Please don’t be mad at me? See, Daddy? I love you and you can tell because I’m licking your hand. Please don’t be mad. I love you. I love you. Are you mad Daddy? I love you!

Scratch my butt. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. Oh yeah. That’s the spot.

Mommy, can I come up? Look at me Mommy look at me! I LOOOOOVE you Mommy. Here. Lemme kiss you. Let me just… get… my back leg up here…. Get rid of this squashy square thing here so I got some room.

*Sigh*

Pant pant pant pant. Whoops. Little bit a drool. Lick that off.

*YAAAAAAWN*

So comfy…

“Bauer!”

Huh! What? What? What Mommy? What?

“Where’s your ball, Bauer? Go get your ball!”

MY BALL! MY BAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!

Here I go here I go over here over here. Is it over here? Over here? Snuffle snuffle sniff sniff sniff snuffle. Gotta go down the stairs. Bumppity bumppity bumppity bumppity bump.

HEEEEEY!!!! MY BAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!! Squishy squishy fun fun fun! Here I come Mommy! Uppity Uppity Uppity Uppity Uppity. Gotta hurry. Gotta play!

MOOOOOOOMMY!!!!!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND! LOOK MOMMY I FOUND IT!!! PLAY WITH ME MOMMY!! HERE’S MY BALL! LOOKY MOMMY! LET’S PLAY LET’S PLAY LET’S PLAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!